The Lyrics of Joseph Isaacs
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Bored
Verse 1: 
And the Earth Spins Around the Sun One More Time
And turns the Northern Hemisphere
To face its fiery breath
And thats how we know that Summer is here
and its time to drive down to the beach
just for the thrill of getting wet
And to feel the Sand beneath our Feet
The Sand that was worn down by time
from glaciers into boulders
into pebbles
into sand again
and the sand squished down by gravity
into sedimentary rock
that contains fossils and artifacts
from previous eras
And beneath that is the mantle with the hot lava flowing
and beneath that is the core
and the continents are drifting
and the plates they are shifting
and I am getting rather dizzy
contemplating it all

Chorus:
But Your Bored, but your Bored
How on Earth Can you be Bored?
When Life offers so much more
so much more...

Verse 2:
Are you trapped in this haze
in this corporate malaise
in this prepackaged daze that ensnares you
and the radio plays the same old song
you don't even bother to listen any more
I want to slap you in the face, throw water in your face
do whatever it takes to awake you
I want to open up your eyes
to each and every sunrise
for life is a miracle

Chorus:
But Your Bored....
Fireflies
Fireflies Where are you?
I have been searching for you
I want to find that magic thing you do
You know when your body lit up the room
with a power greater then the moon

But now its daylight
I can't find you anywhere
now its daylight
and its worse then I feared
and now its daylight
and the magics disappeared
Where are you fireflies?

We went out on a date late last night
we went on a date and held each other tight
and in that moment it felt so right

But now its daylight
and the curlers in your hair
now its daylight
and the make ups disappeared
and now its daylight
and the magics disappeared
Where are you fireflies?

I don't know whats my problem
whats my deal
I keep on running from the love thats real
I went to love you when the going gets rough
I want to love you when the loving gets tough
I want to love you
even when I know you for real

The Meaning of Life
There is a man there in Line and he's tapping his toes
and he's getting quite impatient
you can tell it from his pose
he's acting just like his shirt's on fire
and there's a woman in the same line
she's singing a happy song
there's so much music in her feet
I just want to sing along
I want to crawl behind her eyes
want to crawl inside her toes
I want to find out what the hell she knows

Chorus:
She knows the Meaning
She knows the Music
She knows the Meaning of Life

Maybe Later that same day she loses it somehow
Maybe later that same day she gets stuck in a traffic jam
she wants to be happy but somehow she just can't be
I am not saying you should always be patient
that's impossible I know
sometimes it will escape you
like a rabbit down its hole
but then put your lips together
and remember that secret song you know

Chorus

For Life is Full of Moments
Moments Much like these
and these Moments
Are full of Life




Stop the Clock

So I am kissing your sweet lips
but my mind starts to slip away
oh mind don't slip away
I am always waiting for these moments
but missing the moment when they come

Chorus:
Stop the Clock
Rest your lips against my lips
Stop the Clock
Rest your heart against my heart
Stop the Clock
I want to be right Here right now
Stop the Clock
I want to be here for this moment

It's like when you don't appreciate time
it all sort of slips away
but when you appreciate time
you let it rest you let it linger
like chocolate on your tongue

it's like I am biting into a piece of chocolate
but I am already thinking about the next bite
oh don't think about the next bite
I  am always waiting for these moments
but missing the moment when they come

Chorus repeats


Jack's Gold
Jack's got the goose and Jack's got the harp and Jack's got the gold
enough to keep him happy until he got old
Jack Jack Jack why did you climb
Up the bean stalk the third time?

Chorus:
Fee Fi Fo and Fum
to the Greed you sucuumbed
Jack Jack when will you find
peace of mind

Jack's got an old friend named Milky White
she was pretty old but she did alright
gave butter and milk for the night
but that was not enough for him
Jack traded his old friend in
for a handful of beans
you see Jack was addicted to the dream

Chorus

Jack had a golden harp
he did alright
he played at coffee houses and open mics
but that was not enough for him
he longer for mtv and stadiums

Chorus2
When will this madness ever end
enough was never enough for him
Jack if you just refused the third climb
the treasure was there waiting for you
all the time
Welcome to the World
I remember when I first met you
you were covered in blood and you were blue
and I remember thinking to myself
you were beautiful
the day you were born

Chorus:
welcome to the world
don't forget to look around
welcome to the world
I hope you have a good time
Here in the World

Bridge:
This is the Ocean
This is the Shore
I will show you things
you have never seen before
and I love to watch you watching everything
Here in the World

I remember when I first held you in my arms
I swore to myself I would not let you come to any harm
I try to keep this feeling in my chest
like everything else is just second best

Chorus

These are the lights of your hospital room
they are used to dispell the gloom
this is the moon and these are the stars
and this is love, it comes straight from the heart

Chorus

to your left you will see the cliffs
to your right you will see the forest
up above you will see the stars
and beneath your feet you will feel
a thick oozy substance known as mud
and all these miracles are brought to you
by the generous patronage of our sponsor
Mother Earth

Chorus
Dogs Can Fly
I remember the day our dog died
we laughed and laughed, until we cried
he ate his way into the chocolate covered expresso beans
and then he dreamed
that he had wings
he dreamt that...

Chorus:
Dogs Can Fly

As that Dog bit into that chocolate
he felt so alive for a moment
and then he was... just alive for the moment
that beegle dreamt he was an eagle
not just a canine anymore
then he dreamt he could fly and he would be an angel
then he flew and then he was an angel

Chorus:
Dogs Can Fly

Your Neighbor was truly Peeved
because he left the top down on his convertible
that dog always wanted to get in that car
that's why he was always chasing it's bumper
they say every dog has it's day
but maybe every day has it's dog
and maybe, just maybe
if there is hope for man and canine in this universe...

Chorus Repeats








Stand up For Trees (ode to the Lorax by Dr Seuss)

At the Far End of Town Where the Grickle Grass Grows
Go Ask the Oncler He'll know
Business is Business and Business must grow
but not at the cost of our souls

Can you calculate the price of mountains
can you factor all this beauty
when you add up the price of life
the answer is clearer then the streams

Chorus:
If we don't stand up for trees
If we don't fight for these hills
who will, who will?

We must speak for the trees
because the trees have no tongues
Ask the Oncler, Ask the Oncler he knows

(repeat above lyrics and then add:)

Unless someone like you cares
a whole awful lot
things are not going to get better
there not
so take this seed
the last of the truffula seeds
and stand up, stand up for trees
                                        Ice
Ice on the Windshield
Ice on the Roads
Be Careful Out There
It's Slippery Its cold

Ice in the Blood and
Ice in the Veins
Ice in the Hearts
and Ice in the Brain
Be Careful out there
it's easy to slip into hate
I'm here to warm your bones

Ice in the marriages
Ice in the lies
Ice in the comments
Ice in the sighs
Ice in the gossip
Ice in the rumors
Ice in the politics
Be Careful Out there
its easy to slip into hate
I'm Here to warm your bones

Repeats Verse 1 and 2
         Love is the Author
Did you ever wonder why
the stars are in the sky
did you ever wonder why
we even live and die
did you ever wonder why
we came here at all

Chorus:
Love is the reason
Love is the author
Love is the one who wrote this show
love is why we feel and hurt and grow

Fast part:
Now if I wanted to I could sing a mile a minute
send you're head a spinning
but that's not what I came here for
If I wanted to I could kick your ass
shatter your heart like plate glass
but I think I will take a pass
I came here for love

Did you ever wonder why
the trees point to the sky
is there a reason or something?
did you ever wonder if you had taken that risk
if you had given him a kiss
would it all be different or something?

Repeat Chorus

Fast part:
So Love this earth love this life
love your children, love your wife
love the cold love the damp
love the halo of the old street lamp
love the plastic bag floating in the air
Love...
this life
its are only shot
all we got
love this life







The Many Ways to God
You've had this faith so long its not even faith any more
its become part of your landscape, part of your core
and you wear your bible on a holster on your hips
and there is hate in your eyes, even while there is love on your lips

Chorus:
Don't you forget there are many ways to God
there's as many ways to God as there are stars in the sky
there is the stairs to the heaven, the elevator up in the sky
the rope down the slope
and the ever popular
fall into the pit and hope you survive

There is the West and the East, the Fast and the Feast
and the walk and the talk, and the prayer and meditation
there is the song and the dance and the physical sensation
There is the holy ghost, the holy bible, and the holy cow
there is the holy life hereafter
and there is the holy now

You've had this faith so long its not even faith anymore
its become part of your features, part of your core
Don't you forget there are many ways to God
and don't forget to keep love on your lips
and deep in your eyes

Chorus repeats

But of all the ways to God
I have always found arrogance to be a block
not a door







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                        Taxi
The party is noisy, but it's to quiet for me
the people say nothing, as they prattle on endlessly
the party is lively but it's to dead for me
as the girl with silver hair walks towards me vacantly
though she's naked I don't touch her skin
for I know to do so would be a sin
in the state we're in
which is lost at sea
lost endlessly

Chorus1:
Taxi Take me out of here
Take me where the people care
Taxi take me out of here
I don't belong here
I don't belong anywhere

The door is locked to my old home
the window I use to sneak through has long been closed
I can't get back to that room that was mine
it's just a stump
that tree I use to climb
the constellations shift
as if to be reminding me
that nothing lasts for an eternity

Chorus1:
Then
Chorus2:
Taxi Take me out of here
Take me where the word are true
and I can here the words I love you
Taxi take me out of here

Everybody feels they don't belong anywhere
but everyone belongs everywhere
we belong (repeats)


                                     Genie In A Bottle

It's Like I have a genie in a bottle
but I can not let it out
its like I have got a fire deep inside
but I can not put it out
so I am caught in between

It's like I can't find the secret chord
can't find the magic note
can't find the secret thought
can't find the magic touch

It's like I've been asking the wrong questions
I've been seeing things upside down
the genie is not in me the genie is in us all
so the question now becomes
not how to find the genie inside of me
but the genie inside us all
Living Life Upside Down
Lyrics to Nothing
Don't Ask me Why
So I walked down every shorline
in every beach in every land
I went and asked the empty shells
but they were only full of sand

Chorus:
Would you tell me why
the ocean sighs
would you tell me why
children die

So I went and asked the mountains
but they just echoed everything
it was then I realized that the questions were important
and the answers didn't tell a thing

Chorus:
would you tell me why
we live and die
would you tell me why
we should even try

So I went and asked the moon
but she didn't say a thing
still I felt there was an answer
in the way she shined on everything

Chorus:
don't tell me why
only shine
(repeats)
Maybe It's My Fault

Theres blame to be cast in your direction
but maybe thats just for my own protection
if I can point my finger at you
then I don't have to see in myself the things that are true

Chorus:
Maybe its my fault
baby its my fault
maybe its your fault too
maybe its my fault
baby its our fault
we dance the dance of two

I let you make the plans that then fall through
so then I can point my haughty finger at you
its harder to lead then it is to follow
to stand aside and cast the blame well thats just hollow

Chorus repeats

we dance the dance of two
we've dance this dance before
we should know the holes we fall into
maybe if I watch for the move that comes next
we can avoid the subtle pretext
A Penny  A Nickel a Dime and a Quarter

I was working as a clerk
was working for nickels and dimes
so they wouldn't pay my parking or expenses
so I took a cent it only made sense
then I took a nickel
then i took a dime
how did I end up doing time?

It was a penny a nickel a dime and a quarter (repeats)
one more dollar

I had a wife
I liked the way she cooked
I had a wife
I like the way she looked
she was kind she was nice she was faithful
but I met this other women with this knock out figure
long long legs I just had to dig her
oh hell why did she have to tell?

Chorus repeats

I was hanging out with some friends
we were bored to our wits ends
when my friend Bill said try this pill
it will give you quite a thrill
I didn't want to let them down
didn't want to feel like a clown
how did I end up here on the ground?
The Secret to Happiness

I've got a secret its not what you want
I've got a secret its not what you want
Its a new way of seeing
what you got
its how to be happy without a lot

It not the new toy
you've seen on tv
its not the new gadget
you've decided you need
its how to be happy without a lot

it not around the corner
its not around the next turn
its not that hole in your pocket
your money is starting to burn
its how to be happy without a lot

You can grow out of hatred
you can grow out of greed
you can grown on searching
for the things you don't need
or you can grow out of love
you can grow out of care
you can grow from the good things
we keep in here

Chorus
Eyes Wide Open

Eyes Wide Open
now that I know my time is almost up
I can drink the nectar from my cup

Eyes Wide Open
all the mountains all the seas
all the beauty all around me

Eyes Wide Open
and I just want to thank you
appreciate you for all the things you do

Why is it when our eyes are almost closed
we can finally see?

Eyes Wide open
all the little things
they seem so important now

Eyes Wide Open
all the things I meant to do
I am making the time for them now

Eyes wide open

Trapped by my Own Freedom

I was lost and I was lonely
I was only half a man
I was washed up I was dried out
and this was never part of the plan

I have been trapped by my own freedom
tied down by rootlessness
I have been full of hunger
I have been full of emptiness
but now I know what I must do
its time for me to step into my own shoes

I am asking you if you need help
you say no thats okay
cuz you know I don't really mean it anyway
but I mean it this time
I want in I don't want out
I want to be a part of what my life is all about

Chorus repeats

I always said I would fight for the earth and for the poor
but I have been busy watching tv
I have been busy being bored
but now its time for me to step up
and face my responsibilities
cuz the only thing stopping me
is me
This Place

Chorus:
I go to church in the mountains
I worship in the coffee shops
I pray with this guitar
this place is holier then you thought

the woman behind the counter
she is a priestess of a sort
and these guys playing these guitars
we're all altar boys of course

chorus

when I bite into one of their croissants
I must say its holy bread
when I drink there mochachino
its holy water it must be said

it doesnt matter where you are
that place is a good place to pray
Columbia Maryland or Jerusalem
its all holy ground thats what I say
I dont care where you tread
your walking on holy ground
so be careful where you put your coffee cup down
My Mind it tricks Me
My Mind it decieves me
my mind it fools me
its all it ever does

my mind tells me I need a bigger house
a bigger car a bigger head
but a bigger house is more rooms to clean
a bigger car burns more gasoline
and I sure don't need a bigger head

My Eyes they trick me
my eyes decieve me
my eyes they fool me
its all they ever did

my eyes can see your outside
my eyes can see your smile
my eyes can see your makeup
but they can't see the sadness in your head

My ears they trick me....

they can hear you talking
they can record your every syllable
they can mark your every word
but I still don't know what in the world you meant